In which I eat humble pie

Michael, I did you wrong. You are a wide-eyed fanatic as well as your wife's email shows cynical.
No shame then, hard Brexit and collapse the economy. You and the Peoples Front of Judea are a marriage made in heaven.

We will be unloved unwanted back of the stairs sprogs, soon to the enemy of the people. The shame of Europe.

Boris what can I say, your fall has the brightest spot of light in the whole sorry shambles. Of all the leavers your unparalleled cynicism and ambition coupled to sheer lethargy might just have saved the country from the worst of Brexit. But, since I believe we are well past saving, watching you fall was worth a cheer, thanks.

For those who love their contradictions heightened, let me introduce our card carrying fanatics running for next PM. Theresa, slash immigration, English is bad as a second language (sheez what about multilingual being good Theresa), May. Michael, assuming a cow is a perfect sphere the pope is a closet protestant and evolution is a myth, Gove.

So here we go, who can outbid the corporal on immigrant bating?

Its the end of days, it really is. ( I think perhaps I should join Momentum?)